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I Peed A Little - It's Always Funny 'til Someone Gets Wet
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Vampires confuse the hell out of me. I mean, if something is immortal, it shouldn't be able to die. Maybe I can understand them having one weakness, but when their immortality is compromised by lack of blood, sunlight, wooden stakes, fire, garlic, decapitation, and even brain removal, then they're no less threatened than us humans.
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I Peed A Little - It's Always Funny 'til Someone Gets Wet
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Last year, I was selected to give a monologue at my university in front of the entire freshman student body. The monologue, performed during orientation, was about my experiences in college as a homosexual. Hoping to make people connect, I made it as humorous as possible. I am glad to say that it was very well received by everyone.
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I Peed A Little - It's Always Funny 'til Someone Gets Wet
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Walking is overrated. There, I said it. When it comes to traveling from point A to point B, I'd rather be catapulted on fire. Walking makes my legs sore and lethargic. I hate it so much that when it comes time for a stroll, I have to do it in the morning before my brain figures out. If I could somehow discover a way to make myself sleepwalk on command, I'd be all over that.
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Howdy! I was born in Lafayette, Louisiana. I lived there for thirteen years before my family moved up to Cincinnati, Ohio. I am currently a junior computer science major at Xavier University. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall. Read more...
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