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Feb
2013
Valentine's Day: Love By The Pound
Valentine's Day: Love By The Pound
Justin Posted by Justin   |   Comments 14 Comments   |   Tweet Tweet This Article
Love is in the air, boys and girls. It's time for passion, romance, and uncomfortable public displays of affection. Yep, Valentine's Day is approaching, and if this is news to you, you're probably alone... not that it's a bad thing. I mean, I'm single too... for the first time in years. [...]
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Aug
2012
Fashion Trends That Must Return
Fashion Trends That Must Return
Justin By Justin   |   Comments 52 Comments
People love to mock old fashion trends like leisure suits and shoulder pads, but honestly, is today's world any better? Now we've got crocs, man cleavage, rappers with diamonds on their teeth, hipster pants so tight they're considered contraceptives, and everything in Nicki Minaj's closet. Blah... We've been way too hard on the past. I've been thinking, and here's my list of old fashion trends that weren't so bad. The first item on my list is Hammer Pants. Be forewarned that hammer pants have absolutely nothing to do with [...]
01
Aug
2012
The Olympics Needs More Boobs
The Olympics Needs More Boobs
Justin By Justin   |   Comments 51 Comments
With the 2012 London Olympics underway, I can't help but feel the spirit. Unlike other television broadcasts, the Olympics has me pumped... so pumped that I'm actively participating. In the past few days, I've found myself yelling at the TV screen, attempting to recreate the gymnastics routines (I almost broke a lamp), googling all the countries I didn't know existed, and hypothesizing whether or not the medals are secretly giant chocolate coins. I can't believe how much fun I'm having. Whoever came up with the [...]
16
Jul
2012
Elvis Hasn't Left The Building
Elvis Hasn't Left The Building
Justin By Justin   |   Comments 43 Comments
Elvis Presley was one of the most popular American singers of the 20th century. With his commanding voice and charismatic stage presence, he rose from humble circumstances to launch a rock and roll revolution. Strangely, despite his success, he's best known for his mysterious death. An event so unexpected, some people deny it even happened; claiming, rather, that he still walks amongst us. If true, their claims of a living-dead icon put those bath salt zombies to shame. These people base their claims on "Elvis [...]
25
Jun
2012
Science Destroyed My Childhood
Science Destroyed My Childhood
Justin By Justin   |   Comments 51 Comments
All across the globe, scientists are hard at work; discovering more and more about the world around us. They're making miraculous breakthroughs in fields such as astronomy, genetics, and medicine. But unfortunately, as these developments continue, I can't help but notice that science is slowly destroying my childhood memories. Confused? Below is a list of several instances where science has given my adolescence the middle finger. 1. Pluto Is Not A Planet - In 2006, Pluto was robbed of its [...]
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