Let’s do a thought experiment. Imagine it’s a beautiful Saturday morning. You just woke up and hopped out of bed. You’re a little groggy, but since you got to sleep in, you’re generally feeling fantastic. You slide on your Hello Kitty slippers, swallow your pride, and exit the bedroom.
You make your way to the kitchen for breakfast; humming an obnoxious little tune. Grabbing a box of cereal, you sing to yourself, “Oppa Gangnam Style.” You take a seat at the table and realize you have nothing to read. Remembering that the local newspaper is waiting on your doorstep, you jump up and journey to the front door. You venture into the driveway, and to your surprise, you notice two pipe bombs in the front lawn. What do you do?
No matter what you say, I guarantee it’s more sensible than what actually happened. In Hempstead, New York, a bus driver faced this exact dilemma and made the worst possible decision. Instead of waiting for help, she chose to personally deliver the bombs to police.
Sources say the woman wrapped the devices in blankets, tossed them into her empty school bus, and headed to the nearest police station. Along the way, she contacted authorities via cellphone and shouted, “I have a school bus filled with explosives!”
I don’t know about you, but it concerns me that a woman this moronic could be my neighbor. I feel bad for the people around her. I wonder if she knows how stupid she is? I mean, do idiots have the brain capacity to recognize that they don’t have the brain capacity?
I bet this isn’t the first dangerous thing she’s done. She probably does stupid stuff all the time. I bet she doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” I bet she types everything in Caps Lock. I bet she likes an Adam Sandler movie from the past five years.
Somebody probably put those pipe bombs on her lawn to kill her and make the world a better place.
I admire her bravery, though. If I were eye-to-eye with an explosive, I’d flail in the opposite direction and hide under a car or something. I wouldn’t try to wrap the bomb in a warm fleece blanket.
She basically tucked it in like a baby. How does that make any sense? Did she think she could prevent it from igniting if it took a little nappy-poo?
Honestly, if she can’t tell the difference between a child and a bomb, why do people trust her with a whole school bus? I mean, she was five minutes away from putting a diaper on that thing. And hell, a diaper would have made more sense, because at least diapers can handle some types of explosions.
Regardless of her insane actions, the woman was not arrested. They let her slide because she had good intentions. She did, however, lose her job. Although she is probably devastated, she shouldn’t be. She has other employment opportunities on the way…
Next year you can see her on the big screen with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock; trying to keep their bus above 50 miles per hour.