About Me

Greetings! My name is Justin. I was born in Lafayette, Louisiana. I lived there for thirteen years before my family moved up to Cincinnati, Ohio. I recently graduated from Xavier University with a major in Computer Science and a minor in Mathematics. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall.

I'm very involved with the performing arts. I love to sing and dance. I've been in roughly a bazillion musicals. I was the Beast in "Beauty and the Beast," the Lion in "The Wizard of Oz," and Horton in "Seussical the Musical." Basically, every theater director thinks I'm a large animal.

I enjoy writing, music, and even writing music. All music is okay, but I mostly prefer Hip-Hop, Dance, and Techno, because crazy beats make it easy for me to shake my boo-tay (spelled wrong for dramatic emphasis).

I tend to obsess over random things. For example, check out my Spider-Man themed bedroom. I enjoy web-designing, sleeping, laughing, the color green, the number thirty-seven (it haunts me everywhere I go), sci-fi flicks, caves, large bodies of water, skyscrapers, theme parks, thunderstorms, Lady Gaga, the *cough* "occasional" *cough* drink, and hanging out with friends. I'll die happy once somebody takes me to an ostrich farm.

I'm openly gay (sorry ladies.... the good ones are always taken... by men). I've done several standup comedy routines at local universities that deal with sensitive issues such as homosexuality and bullying. I hope that during my lifespan, most United States citizens will accept the GLBTQABCDEFG community. Maybe I'll even get married someday?

Until I pay off my college loans, I live with my mommy and sister. My mother, an Ex-Playboy Bunny, as well as a Farmville addict, is such a riot. She spends her nights "collecting" celebrity friends on Facebook. My sister, who is now a mommy herself, is one of my closest friends. I enjoy our random adventures together. My niece is currently two years old, and no matter how many toys we get her, all she wants to play with is my cellphone.

Do I smoke? Fuck no. Do I swear? Fuck yes... though I try not to!

My biggest fear is aliens (the ones from space... not, like, from Cuba). It's the way they look. No, I don't care if they come in peace. I will still slap them in their faces (or whatever they have) and run away screaming like a little girl.

Other than vocally, I'm not musically gifted. I can't play any real instruments. I CAN, however, make an interesting noise with a tube of lipstick and some toilet paper.

My singing/dancing group

Dressed like Lady Gaga

Feel free to contact me about anything and everything.

If you haven't guessed yet, extreme laughter may make me pee a little.