Howdy! My name is Justin. If you would like (to live), you can call me Jizzle. I was born in a hospital (duh) in Lafayette, Louisiana. I lived there for thirteen years before my family moved up to Cincinnati, Ohio. I am currently a freshman computer science major at Xavier University. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall.

I'm an obsessive drama nerd. I've been in roughly a bazillion musicals (you probably think that's an exaggeration... well, you're sadly mistaken). I was the Beast in "Beauty and the Beast," the Lion in "The Wizard of Oz," and Horton in "Seussical the Musical." Basically, every theatre director thinks that I'm a large animal.

I enjoy writing and music. All music is okay, but I mostly prefer Hip-Hop, Dance, and Techno, because crazy beats make it easy for me to shake my boo-tay (spelled wrong for dramatic emphasis).

I tend to obsess over random things. I enjoy web-designing, sleeping, laughing, the color green, the number thirty-seven, and hanging out with friends. I'm not very fond of shower curtains, refrigerators, or pigs (this hatred dates long before the swine flu)... but I do love cats, dogs, and ponies. My favorite animal is an ostrich. If it were legal, I would so have a pet fox by now.

I'm openly gay (sorry ladies.... the good ones are never available). My sexuality is of significant importance to me, because it pretty much dictates my future. I hope that during the span of my life, majority of United States citizens will at least tolerate and appreciate the GLBTQABCDEFG community. I'm not asking for people to change their beliefs and opinions... just simply treat me with equal respect for being a fellow human being. I shun the rudeness!

If you haven't guessed yet, extreme laughter may make me pee a little.

I believe that I am right-handed, because I can shoot a gun better that way. I am 50% French, 50% Italian, and 110% Gangsta. When it comes to making mathematical calculations, I am correct about 37% of the time.

In life, I would like to achieve the goal of receiving an extra soda from a vending machine. Once time I got a free Powerade Zero, but that's not really a soda.

do I smoke? fuck no.
do I swear? fuck yes.

My biggest weakness is my "allergies." Not really, just go along with this. Whenever someone tries to tickle me, I sneeze like crazy..... or, well... I fake sneeze so that they get scared and stop. Grrrr... Leave the tickling to me. Muahaha!

My biggest fear is aliens (the ones from space... not, like, from Cuba) ...... No, I don't care if they come in peace. I will still slap them in their faces (or whatever they have) and run away like a little girl.

I have a thunderstorm fetish. Every time it rains, I moan and hump my wall.

I can't play any real instruments. I CAN, however, make an interesting noise with a tube of lipstick and some toilet paper.

Here's a brief list of quotes often muttered by me:
- "I think I peed a little!"
- "Fo shizzle my biscuit!"
- "I want the Diaper Genie! Where are my three wishes?"
- "I saw a baby in a tree. It made me giggle."
- "So, like, I was watching this documentary on the Food Network, and I heard that pudding comes from a rhino's vagina."

Actually, most of the things I say are pretty random. Follow my twitter for more amusing quotes!

I've been called a "tease" before. The guy who said it ended up in a gutter.

When I grow up (if I ever do), I would like to be a person that doesn't have Alzheimer's. Hair and teeth would be nice too.