My friend and I decided to blast another friends wall with wall posts - particularly rhyming lyrics. Eventually I asked her to give me a topic, and
she said "Stalker"
Here's what I came up with in about 5mins :P
Someone who is a stalker
Will end up needing a walker
Or get thrown into a locker
Or beat up while playing soccer
It's a strange and dangerous place
And you see the stalker's creepy face
And try to spray him with mace
And walk away with some pace
But don't worry my young friend
All you do is try to suspend
The stalker from a piece of lead
And everything shall self-mend
And if that isn't quite enough
Then the stalkers pretty tough
Find a cop with some cuffs
And watch him as he walks and laughs