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I Peed A Little - It's Always Funny 'til Someone Gets Wet
06
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Ten stewardesses (yes, that's actually the plural form) have been fired by Air India for being "too fat to fly."According to BBC News, the airline stated that the women failed to meet company weight restrictions, which are calculated according to height and age. Fighting back, the stewardesseseses (now I'm just having fun with the word) failed to get the policy declared unconstitutional by the Indian High Court. Talk about a heavy defeat!
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I Peed A Little - It's Always Funny 'til Someone Gets Wet
03
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2009 |
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I've come to the conclusion that my sneezes cannot be heard by the human ear. I've never received a 'god bless you' in my entire life (well... not for sneezes at least... I’ve said many other stupid things that have warranted the lord's blessings... but... hey... wait a minute... I think I just called myself an idiot... yup... I did... now I'm sad... someone hold me to make the pain go away... and pat my head... and call me Susan... and uhh... whoa... awkward... yeah... I'm gonna close these parenthesis now).
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I Peed A Little - It's Always Funny 'til Someone Gets Wet
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New Year's Eve is known as the time of new beginnings. It's a time to forget one's mistakes and instead focus on "replenishment." It's a fresh start. For example, everyone makes resolutions. Some people go to church and pray for renewed relationships with God. Others vow to make positive changes in their own personal lives; such as losing weight or vanquishing bad habits.
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Howdy! I was born in Lafayette, Louisiana. I lived there for thirteen years before my family moved up to Cincinnati, Ohio. I am currently a junior computer science major at Xavier University. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall. Read more...
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