The Blogger

I started writing when I was four. I focused primarily on my alphabet, my first name, and the socio-political factors of the 1635 Franco-Spanish War.

All kidding aside, I'm a devoted writer. I blog about silly rants and pet peeves. Like, why must everyone wear pants? Why do hurricanes have names? Why can minors drink root beer?

I post new entries when I remember. I wanted to add a joke about writer's block, but I couldn't come up with anything.

Justin

30

JUN

A Rant Of Biblical Proportions

I’m not the most religious person in the world, but I know the basics. I know that I should love my neighbors, and I know that I should love my enemies. Strangely, those are the same people. I’ve heard about the giant boat of animals and the water that gets you drunk, but yeah, I [...]

25

JUN

The Truth In Advertising

The marketing industry has its fair share of bullshit. From “Do-Nothing” infomercials to self-proclaimed “Gurus,” businesses are always plotting to beat you up and take your lunch money. Well personally, I think it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. If people are begging you for cash, they clearly don’t know how to get [...]

13

JUN

Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I’m Lovin’ Shit

In the mood for a romantic night out, my boyfriend and I headed to the local McDonald’s. Yes, I know. Nothing says romance like screaming kids, greasy food, and a perverted clown who’s lovin’ it. But trust me, we were having a great time. Love was in the air. It was a love so strong [...]