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I Peed A Little - Writings
Every once in a while, I get the urge to write a new poem or short story. Sometimes they're funny, and sometimes they're, well, not.
Old Betty Henderson: Chocolate Chaos
'The Lord watches over all of your sins!' said Father Charles wit...
Old Betty Henderson: Fishing Frenzy
Old Betty Henderson did not have the strongest connection with he...
Old Betty Henderson: Let's Go Shopping
Old Betty Henderson walked into the front door of the new, giant ...
Old Betty Henderson: She's Got Mail
Old Betty Henderson looked down at her desk. On the old, wooden t...
Old Betty Henderson: Time For A Nap
Old Betty Henderson was paranoid. She checked her house constantl...
Patience Is Required
I've been here for so long, and I feel really sick. My head hurts...
Rain flows down a feeble line, and paints a most distressing sign...
Pillsbury: My Heart-Attack To Yours
It felt wonderful to simply relax. After a week that was packed w...
devour the right to embrace, and poison the scraps of our fling; ...
Ride The Wind
Silly hope once took my mind and gave the most hypnotic kiss. End...
Oozing grease drips down beyond the heap of clutter fused by bolt...
She's Lost Her Marbles
She had her head against the wall. While listening she heard it a...
Not particularly child-friendly.
Young Jennifer Lawrence
ARE YOU UGLY?
Enchant Me Not
Oh So Kawaii
, I Peed A Little
, Dog to Fire Hydrant = You to Pool