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I Peed A Little - Writings
Every once in a while, I get the urge to write a new poem or short story. Sometimes they're funny, and sometimes they're, well, not.
An angel weeps of sorrow, as I'm blinded by your light. You vow f...
Lacking stark in voids of hollow -- drawn as lucid broad astray. ...
A gleam of golden sparkle pokes the soul with dazzled fun. This p...
Restrained in chills of certain dull by dampened bars that hold y...
Is this voodoo or charm? because we both held our goodbyes..."...
Testing My Limits
I glanced around the room with a false grin. My facial expression...
The Best Poem Ever
I am an excellent poet, I am the best of the best. To make my poe...
I just wanted a friendly new pet. A friend I would never forget. ...
The Guarding Eyes
In those impeccable statuesque eyes, I see devotion that is repre...
The Odyssey: Plunger Punishment
Resting soundly on top of the highest hill on the highest cloud, ...
The Unseen Hands
The unseen hands are waiting, for the moves that they will plot. ...
While flushed into a grueling lake; A loch that steers with needl...
Betty White knows how to start the day
If only recycling were this easy...
The parents do have a point in shaming their daughter. Two "my niggas" is excessive.
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