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I Peed A Little - Writings
Every once in a while, I get the urge to write a new poem or short story. Sometimes they're funny, and sometimes they're, well, not.
A passion short of rapture dragging frigidly in taste. Suppressed...
Ugly Wife Drinking Song
I wake up every morn' with a smile on my face. But as I turn in b...
Paging through my lifelong book; Skimming through the good and ba...
bombarded by the frigid sting - a chill that pierces all my blood...
Withering, Wasted Friend
Withering, wasted friend, seized an untrue chance. Jet as livid c...
What is essence assuredly worth? Nothing but hostility and violen...
Bruise and butcher as you cross, seize and snatch my only love; f...
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Hooray! Just what I always wanted!
I'm sure some of the experts roaming this site can confirm this fact...
Showing a friend a magic trick
What is the laziest thing you've ever done?
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Splash Of Glamour
, I Peed A Little
, Dog to Fire Hydrant = You to Pool