Bomb Voyage! This Story Is Explosive!

Let’s embark on a little thought experiment, shall we? Imagine it’s a serene Saturday morning. You rise from your bed, still a little groggy, but since you got to sleep in, you’re generally feeling refreshed and fantastic. You slip on your trusty Hello Kitty slippers, swallow your pride, and exit the bedroom.

You make your way to the kitchen for breakfast, humming an annoyingly catchy tune. Grabbing a box of cereal, you sing to yourself, “Oppa Gangnam Style.” But as you take a seat at the table, you realize, tragically, there’s nothing to read. Remembering the local newspaper awaiting outside, you make a beeline for the front door. Stepping into the driveway, however, you’re met with a shocking sight: two pipe bombs resting on your front lawn. What on earth do you do?

Whatever your response, I wager it’s far more sensible than what unfolded in Hempstead, New York. There, a bus driver faced this very predicament and opted for arguably the worst course of action imaginable. Instead of waiting for assistance, she took it upon herself to transport the bombs to the police.

Reports indicate she wrapped the devices in blankets, stowed them in her vacant school bus, and set off towards the nearest police precinct. En route, she dialed authorities on her cellphone, declaring, “I have a school bus filled with explosives!”

Yikes. Does this bus driver realize the gravity of her actions? I mean, do idiots have the brain capacity to recognize they don’t have the brain capacity?

Perhaps there were warning signs – the inability to differentiate “your” from “you’re,” a penchant for typing in all caps, or even an appreciation for recent Adam Sandler flicks.

Hell, somebody probably put those pipe bombs on her lawn to rid the world of her idiotic existence.

One cannot discount her bravery, though. Faced with a potentially lethal threat, I’d scream at the top of my lungs, dive in the opposite direction, and crawl under a car. I wouldn’t try to wrap the bomb in a warm fleece blanket.

Yes, she tucked in that bomb like a newborn baby. Did she really think she could prevent it from detonating if it took a little nappy-poo?

Honestly, if she can’t discern between a child and a bomb, should she really be entrusted with the safety of a busload of kids? She was five minutes away from diapering the explosive. Though, truth be told, a diaper might have made more sense. At least diapers can handle some explosions.

And after all that nonsense, the woman was not arrested. They let her slide, because, well, she had good intentions. She did, however, lose her job. Although she is probably mortified, she shouldn’t be. She has other employment opportunities on the horizon…

Next year you can catch her on the silver screen alongside Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, attempting to keep a bus above 50 miles per hour.

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May 14 11:35 am

Lol! Maybe she has mental problems, honestly? Lol?
She tucked it in aswell xD!
Some people are so crazy.

May 14 8:50 am

Yay you're back! Wow that woman was stupid. Where you been hiding?

May 14 7:32 am

Haha, that is also my favorite family ;p

May 14 7:30 am

Haha, Oh dear. That entry made me laugh.

She was a crazy bus driver though. I mean seriously!? Tucking in a bomb. That's ridiculous. Not only she did that but she called the police saying she had explosives in her bus. They were probably thinking – terrorist, as soon as they hear that. Geez.

People these days . .

May 14 7:13 am

I don't know what pipe-bombs are, but presuming I do I'd probably run down the road screaming my head off, "OUT!!! EVERYONE OUT THEIR HOUSES, PIPE BOMB IN MY GARDEN…. RUN RUN RUN!!!" Lol 😀

-.-.- Are you SERIOUS? Okay. Well, that would probably be me going "I have a bus full of weird things I found in my front garden… Help?" Lol. But wow… That's just kinda silly.

De-not-live-ery HAHAHAHA. Genius 😀

Want to link exchange again? I still have your link up from before…

May 14 4:30 am

Yes it is, it's pretty awesome.
Not scary, well maybe for you… THEY MIGHT HAVE ALIEN LEGENDS!

Wouldn't it be scary if alien's actually attacked earth?

May 14 3:17 am

Thanks for visiting! Yeah it's a cup of coffee 🙂 I try to make a harder one next time. sorry for the short post this comment thing is a bit tricky…

May 14 3:16 am


May 14 1:28 am

Crazy lady..tsk!, the good thing about it is she was'nt arrested. But the sad thing is, she lost her job, so xD

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May 13 10:42 pm

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May 13 10:34 pm

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May 13 8:52 pm

Somehow, I still managed to get surprised by people's stupidity. Oohhh bombs! Let's wrap them in fuzzy blankets. Maybe if I'm nice to them.. they wont esplode and keel me! *cuddles bomb*



May 13 8:26 pm

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May 13 7:38 pm

Haha, where'd you find this story? That really is dumb. I wonder if she realized that bombs CAN EXPLODE. Haha, thanks for stopping by the site by the way. =)

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