Vampires confuse the hell out of me. I mean, if something’s immortal, it shouldn’t be able to die, right? I can forgive one weakness, but when their immortality is compromised by sunlight, lack of blood, garlic, religion, fire, running water, silver, and even wooden stakes through the heart, they’re basically just humans with a dietary restriction. Seriously, the cheerleader from Heroes was more of a badass. Who came up with the wooden stake idea, anyway? [
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