Bomb Voyage! This Story Is Explosive!
Let’s embark on a little thought experiment, shall we? Imagine it’s a serene Saturday morning. You rise from your bed, still a little groggy, but since you got to sleep in, you’re generally feeling refreshed and fantastic. You slip on your trusty Hello Kitty slippers, swallow your pride, and exit the bedroom.
You make your way to the kitchen for breakfast, humming an annoyingly catchy tune. Grabbing a box of cereal, you sing to yourself, “Oppa Gangnam Style.” But as you take a seat at the table, you realize, tragically, there’s nothing to read. Remembering the local newspaper awaiting outside, you make a beeline for the front door. Stepping into the driveway, however, you’re met with a shocking sight: two pipe bombs resting on your front lawn. What on earth do you do?
Whatever your response, I wager it’s far more sensible than what unfolded in Hempstead, New York. There, a bus driver faced this very predicament and opted for arguably the worst course of action imaginable. Instead of waiting for assistance, she took it upon herself to transport the bombs to the police.
Reports indicate she wrapped the devices in blankets, stowed them in her vacant school bus, and set off towards the nearest police precinct. En route, she dialed authorities on her cellphone, declaring, “I have a school bus filled with explosives!”
Yikes. Does this bus driver realize the gravity of her actions? I mean, do idiots have the brain capacity to recognize they don’t have the brain capacity?
Perhaps there were warning signs – the inability to differentiate “your” from “you’re,” a penchant for typing in all caps, or even an appreciation for recent Adam Sandler flicks.
Hell, somebody probably put those pipe bombs on her lawn to rid the world of her idiotic existence.
One cannot discount her bravery, though. Faced with a potentially lethal threat, I’d scream at the top of my lungs, dive in the opposite direction, and crawl under a car. I wouldn’t try to wrap the bomb in a warm fleece blanket.
Yes, she tucked in that bomb like a newborn baby. Did she really think she could prevent it from detonating if it took a little nappy-poo?
Honestly, if she can’t discern between a child and a bomb, should she really be entrusted with the safety of a busload of kids? She was five minutes away from diapering the explosive. Though, truth be told, a diaper might have made more sense. At least diapers can handle some explosions.
And after all that nonsense, the woman was not arrested. They let her slide, because, well, she had good intentions. She did, however, lose her job. Although she is probably mortified, she shouldn’t be. She has other employment opportunities on the horizon…
Next year you can catch her on the silver screen alongside Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, attempting to keep a bus above 50 miles per hour.
118 Comments
Jo
Hahaa, yes, eating chocolate is ALWAYS a good excuse 😀
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GAHHH, what sort of loon wraps a bomb in a blanket and delivers them to the police?!? Haha, yeahh do stupid people actually know they're stupid? Or are they so stupid that they don't? Hmmm 😀
Fia
Hey! You're finally back! 🙂 And with another funny story too. XD I don't know whether to laugh at the hilarity of the situation or pity the woman for her stupidity.. She must have given a lot of people quite a scare… LOL
Justin R.
Kudos on the Speed pun. 😛
Holly
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Marianne
Thank you for your visit, comment & compliment. The trick to making a picture in Paint? Simple… you just need a little patience and a little practice. 😛
Wrapping a bomb in a blanket? Uh, no thanks.
And saying "I have a school bus filled with explosives!", not very clever.
Shur
Thanks! Woo I haven't been to your site for a while haha
Sky
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? Where did you find it? I'm so jealous! 🙂 I've been wanting web premium forever 😛
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Oh my gosh. that lady is such an idiot! I really hate stupid people somtimes.. I mean.. grow a brain! Gosh 😛
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Shakima
Its funny that you'd say I should have dated leroy because Leroy wad trying to get with me that same night before the puppeting thing occured ha ha.
You are a really funny person.
I read your blog and I was dying laughing.
That is completely true though.
How do you contain a bomb in a blanket.
I canot even contain my brother urin in a blanket when he accidently wets the bed.
Oh wow what if children were on that bus!!
If only someone was there to think for that lady.
Shaking my head.
Interesting thing to talk about though.
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Julia
Thank you for the comment ;p
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Carissa
lol some people don't think…I'll admit that I am one of them sometimes but I'd never think of putting bombs wrapped in a blanket then drive them to the police.
Emma
Heyy, thanks for leaving a comment on my site. Your layout is really nice too. 🙂 Nice site!!
Swetlana
Hey Justin!
First off all, I would like thank you for visiting my site and taking the time to leave a comment!
I am glad you liked the review! Vicky and her site are really great and I love them.
Oh wow.. this woman is really dumb… glad she doesn't have her job anymore.. she would be a danger for everyone around her..
Jessi
like your site(: and thanks i may not close xD
Gillan
Yes,our Summer vacation is from the 3rd week of March until May,then our school starts in June 🙂
Lol,i really hope not,or else i'll curse every bug that attacks me xD
Georgina
Hahha I know! They really are adorable 🙂 I don't think she knows though xDDD.
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