Bomb Voyage! This Story Is Explosive!
Let’s embark on a little thought experiment, shall we? Imagine it’s a serene Saturday morning. You rise from your bed, still a little groggy, but since you got to sleep in, you’re generally feeling refreshed and fantastic. You slip on your trusty Hello Kitty slippers, swallow your pride, and exit the bedroom.
You make your way to the kitchen for breakfast, humming an annoyingly catchy tune. Grabbing a box of cereal, you sing to yourself, “Oppa Gangnam Style.” But as you take a seat at the table, you realize, tragically, there’s nothing to read. Remembering the local newspaper awaiting outside, you make a beeline for the front door. Stepping into the driveway, however, you’re met with a shocking sight: two pipe bombs resting on your front lawn. What on earth do you do?
Whatever your response, I wager it’s far more sensible than what unfolded in Hempstead, New York. There, a bus driver faced this very predicament and opted for arguably the worst course of action imaginable. Instead of waiting for assistance, she took it upon herself to transport the bombs to the police.
Reports indicate she wrapped the devices in blankets, stowed them in her vacant school bus, and set off towards the nearest police precinct. En route, she dialed authorities on her cellphone, declaring, “I have a school bus filled with explosives!”
Yikes. Does this bus driver realize the gravity of her actions? I mean, do idiots have the brain capacity to recognize they don’t have the brain capacity?
Perhaps there were warning signs – the inability to differentiate “your” from “you’re,” a penchant for typing in all caps, or even an appreciation for recent Adam Sandler flicks.
Hell, somebody probably put those pipe bombs on her lawn to rid the world of her idiotic existence.
One cannot discount her bravery, though. Faced with a potentially lethal threat, I’d scream at the top of my lungs, dive in the opposite direction, and crawl under a car. I wouldn’t try to wrap the bomb in a warm fleece blanket.
Yes, she tucked in that bomb like a newborn baby. Did she really think she could prevent it from detonating if it took a little nappy-poo?
Honestly, if she can’t discern between a child and a bomb, should she really be entrusted with the safety of a busload of kids? She was five minutes away from diapering the explosive. Though, truth be told, a diaper might have made more sense. At least diapers can handle some explosions.
And after all that nonsense, the woman was not arrested. They let her slide, because, well, she had good intentions. She did, however, lose her job. Although she is probably mortified, she shouldn’t be. She has other employment opportunities on the horizon…
Next year you can catch her on the silver screen alongside Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, attempting to keep a bus above 50 miles per hour.
118 Comments
Bonnie
aww crazy women. good thing she wasnt arrested. sad that she lost her job. not her fault she couldnt spend the 1 second to think D; she was probably scared. poor judgement too ahah. oh well D;
Stephine
Sent the form (:
Anna
Haha I know, right?
I like your site the name is cute (:
Lenna
Ha! Thanks for the comment and following me on Twitter. You little creeper. lol, i kid, i kid. xP
Gillian
After exams is summer, YUS. 🙂
And then Grade 11..
I'm taking biology, physics, chemistry, financial accounting, science, math, religion and some business course I think.
Kinda stupid cause financial account is math.. and bio physics and chem are science, -.-
Brandon
Yeah, I love going into details ;p
Noe
REALLY?!?!?!?! woooo 😀 yeah, i am in a hip hop class and we dance popping and things like michael jackson moves .. it's pretty cool 🙂 well, i LOVE dancing that kind of style! and what do you dance? i mean, what songs 😀 ?
xx
Gillian
Dayum. Yeah that sounds really stressful.
Omg you're already on summer vacation?! LUCKY.
I haven't been up to much, just the boring high school life? Haha. Guess I should consider myself lucky, since I'm not as stressed as you were.. yet. D:
But my exams come up next month.
Noe
hahahaha 😀 i love your layout!!!!omg it made me laugh SO MUCH! huhu.
is this woman STUPID? ugh. i hate this type of people, they think that putting a bomb in a bus is the best way to discuss something. OMG. and I don't think she has the brain to think "oh i am stupid :D". we should give her a brain training but for starters 😉
ne-yo is the best. there's anything more to say 😉 i am addicted to mad and come closer!
i am going to wet my pants now haha omg your site is SO funny i love it 😀
xx
Gillian
Aweh, missed you too!
What have you been up to lately?
Brandon
it is a pretty awesome show, you should watch it 😛
Lauren
lol, that's funny 😀
I used to be obsessed with them last year. Now I don't really like they're singing, but the songs are OK.
Hempstead? I live near there, lol. I didn't hear about that.
Stephine
Before I forget, I'd love to be affiliates, again, with you. I just took you off 'cause I didn't think you were coming back *tear* Yes?
Yay, you're following me (: Twitter is down right now, so when it comes back I'll try to remember to follow you.
Thank you (: My layouts have been getting better so it's probably a good thing that you only got to see the one previous to the new one, haha.
WOAH. You had lots of things going on. I guess you did need the break, haha. I think my site has pulled me through everything that's been going on with me, so I guess we all do things differently.
Ivy
lol you are funny and so is your post.i could find swine flu in my bed the next daaay!! ahhhs take care!!
omgoodness! i have yet ANOTHER stalkerr!! ahahahsss! 🙂 its alright with me. i'll figure your twitter out and follow it too 🙂 hehes 🙂
Marianne
Natural talent, sure I think so. But also interest/love for drawing must be there. Like, everyone has to start somewhere, and you could take a few courses/teach yourself on how to draw, and improve over time.
I've always been drawing, and just developed my style over time. Still developing though, and still improving, too. It's fun~
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